Person 1
“Oh my gosh Aimee, Aimee guess what?”
Person 2
“What, what?”
Person 1
“So today I was walking through the park and there was this giant bird”
Person 2
“What kind of a bird?”
Person 1
“Like a uh.. how am I supposed to know, and I was like walking past the
bird and there was this girl walking by talking on her cell phone saying all
these mean things, I think to her boyfriend”
Person 2
“What was she saying?”
Person 1
“Stuff like I can’t believe you did that you stupid a**hole”
Person 2
“Ok? What does that have to do with the bird or anything related to even
being at the park or anything at all?”
Person 1
“I have no idea it was just a cool looking bird, but the girl was like
arguing with someone and I think she said something like “so he isn’t my real
dad?””
Person 2
“Ok hang on I am so confused! What are you talking about?”
Person 1
“I have no idea, I’m confused too, this did have a point but I kinda
forgot where I was going with it”
Person 2
“Oh my gosh!! But I really do have a story for you, today my computer
broke down again so I called dell and I was on hold for 48 minutes before I even
got to talk to someone, and then they were foreign and I couldn’t understand
anything they were saying, and the dumb guy kept trying to get me to buy this hundred
dollar plan in case anything else happened again”
Person 1
“Did you?”
Person 2
“No way, I was like I don’t want to buy any dumb plan of yours, I’m not
spending my money, I just want my computer fixed, I have been on hold for 48 minutes
and nothing is getting done, then the dell guy was like I’m sorry mam let me
try and help you now”
“And I was thinking
try? Your only gonna try? Dumb company”
“Then the dumb foreign guy who I don’t think knew much about computers
was like well there is nothing I can do for you, it looks here that the
warranty on your computer expired yesterday”
“Then I was like are
you kidding me? You sold me this stupid piece of crap, you better fix it or I am
never going to buy anything from dell again”
“Then he was like mam, mam, mam, please calm down..”
“And I interrupted
and was like calm down? You want me to calm down? No way! Just fix my computer
already”
“Then the stupid dell guy was like mam, I’m sorry but there isn’t anything
I can do for you, if you go to our website you can shop for other computers and
you can just buy a new one”
“Then I was like are
you freaking kidding me!! I am NEVER going to buy another product from you
again, they suck! Goodbye! And then I hung up the phone!”
Person 1
“Oh my gosh dell sucks so much, I’m sorry Aimee, you can use my computer
until you get yours fixed”
Person 2
“Aww thanks!!”
Person 1
“And your story was soo much better than mine!”
*laugh *hug
Not to stereotype, but it seems like girls/women often have conversations like this--parallel conversations. There aren't always transitions. They are non-sequitur. One doesn't follow the other, yet among friends, it's totally related ;)
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